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Category: Fun

Avatar II Trailer

Кажется, здесь ещё не постил. Прошибает слезу не менее трёх раз!

- Will you take the blue pill, or the red pill?
- I will take the ring!

Mikhail Saakashvili refuses to take flight ticket to Smolensk

Mikhail Saakashvili, president of Georgia, Aeroflot tickets to Smolensk

The original Soviet "Say no to vodka" poster:

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Best pirated software joke ever

- Do North Koreans use pirated Windows?
- It's not pirated - it's trophy.

Замечательная картинка

Ось Y - "Вера в высшие силы"
Ось X - "Научное образование"
"How can that be?" - "Как это возможно?"
"Oh, that's how" - "Ааа, вот как"

How people in United States imagined life in USSR in 1970s

- Mom, can I go play balalaika, read Lenin and milk our bear?
- Sure, and don't forget to give us away to KGB.

- Dad, where's grandfather?
- He is standing in a queue for cards for ration cards.

- Dear, it's getting a bit hot! Please go switch off the nuclear reator.
- Shut up Natasha! Let's drink vodka!

- Dad, I just wrote an essay: "I'm willing to rot in mines for Lenin".
- That's great Sergey, you can go drink vodka with all your classmates.

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